By Lambert Strether of Corrente
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Bird Song of the Day
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The chaos in the Democrats party is perhaps best understood as a succession crisis, not merely personally, but generationally (Biden’s replacement, if any, is unlikely to be 81, and even less likely to be a member of the Senate class of 1973).
Moreover, it’s a crisis that needs to be solved by deadline: The physical Chicago convention is August 19-22, but the Democrat National Committee (DNC) has decided to hold a virtual nomination on Zoom, because Republican Ohio required an August 7 filing date to get the Democrat nominee on their ballot. (Ohio has since moved the filing date to September 1, but Democrats don’t trust them.) The date of the Zoom nomination is, however, as yet unrevealed. Let’s say the date is August 6. This is June 28, making the deadline 39 days away. If the date turns out to be August 19 after all, the crisis must be resolved in 52 days. That’s not a lot of time.
Whether the Democrat succession crisis is of historical significance is as yet unknown (asked the same question of the French Revolution, Chou En-Lai is said to have said “It’s too early to say”). Certainly it’s significant in the history of the party, though it’s hard to think of a precedent: When Democrats split in 1860, it was over an important principle — slavery — and not over the party’s aging star and weak bench. Certainly the debate is significant, though whether on the order of Bush v. Gore 2000 (which Gore was thought to have won for a news cycle or so, until the press decided the debate was really about Gore sighing obnoxiously) or Kennedy v. Nixon 1960 (a poor analogy with no Camelot in the offing) is also unknown.
I spent a few hours after the debate trawling the Twitter, and a few hours after that reading up on the bigfootery and hot-take-ish-ness, and in what follows I’m going to empty out my haul into the following buckets, which correspond roughly to opinion-havers in the Democrat Party structure (ignoring the spooks, press assets, and NGOs):
1) Tragedians
2) The Wizard of Kalorama™
3) Party Grandees
4) Bedwetters
5) Non-Bedwetters
6) Party Members and Activists
7) Outsiders
8) Fanciful Scenarists
My object is not to predict the future — though I do recall asserting that “volatility” was to be this year’s theme — but to try to reduce the mass of material to some sort of order. (Readers will observe that there’s one further category I’ve left out: Funders. That’s because squillionaires and even local gentry are few in number, have ideological crotchets, must be serviced, and cover their tracks, which is why Ferguson and his associates need to take time to figure out — in granular and not class terms — who the string-pullers really are (I say “string-pullers” rather than “puppet masters” because the members of every bucket have their own relative autonomy)).
I’m going to structure the buckets rather like the club sandwich I had for lunch: The bacon, lettuce, and so forth will be the Tweets I collected; the slices of bread will be links to the opinion-havers. Because this is Water Cooler, the sandwich will be large at first, and assume Dagwoodian proportions once orts and scraps are added.
But before I start filling up buckets, let me have some fun and do a Wordle for each canidate. I’m using the CNN transcript.
Biden:
Trump:
Make of them what you will. (These are simple frequency-based Wordles. I’m frankly surprised “horrible” doesn’t assume greater salience in Trump’s Wordle; the way he pronounced it really sticks in the mind.)
Tragedians
But still evoking pity and terror:
this is the worst production of king lear i’ve ever seen
— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (1):
Never thought thought that “because you’d be in jail” could be eclipsed but this just topped it. The most devastating 30 seconds in presidential debate history. pic.twitter.com/W2HpKwPR2L
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 28, 2024
Trump, amazingly, stays controlled, gives a slight shrug, and does what he has to do.
Time to take the car keys away (2):
I’ve been here a lot with my own parents and in-laws in their 80s. The aging and slipping happens real fast. It’s like you blink and the walking and talking are slurred and tentative. I greet this with grace and a deep sadness and acceptance of the inevitable. That is what I feel…
— S. Mitra Kalita (@mitrakalita) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (3):
This is elder abuse. The Dem Party has fucked its base like no party in history. Unbelievable.
— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (4):
All right I will say it: However exactly you characterize the interaction between Biden’s age and his stuttering it is not a good combination for the job of presidential nominee and it would be better to have someone else in that role.#brave
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) June 28, 2024
The Democrats have form on elder abuse:
Now, surely the Democrats won’t continue this charade instead of taking action. pic.twitter.com/T8aWnRxgS2
— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) June 28, 2024
Carefully uncommitted:
I love Joe Biden. I know he’s a good man. I know his heart is good. I know he’s dedicated to our country and is surrounded by good people. Tonight was heartbreaking in many ways. This is a big political moment. There’s panic in the Democratic party. It’s going to be a long night.
— Maria Shriver (@mariashriver) June 28, 2024
The after-party, poor Jill (1):
Joe just told the “lying two faced pony soldier” story again and the post-game speech to an Atlanta audience. Jill’s jaw perceptibly tensed as he ramped up to it.
— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) June 28, 2024
Poor Jill (2):
Desperate message recorded on an old iPhone from a dingy backroom with poor lighting and sound. This is what panic looks like. https://t.co/VUmEkT07Yn
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 28, 2024
The Wizard of Kalorama™
Obama’s speechwriter (coined “The Blob”) takes a view:
Telling people they didn’t see what they saw is not the way to respond to this.
— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) June 28, 2024
From Obama’s campaign manager:
“DEFCON 1 moment”
Obama campaign vet David Plouffe on the fallout from Biden’s debate performance.
Plouffe adds Biden did “have a couple of good moments” but the “concern level is quite high.” pic.twitter.com/SPi1pcIlDy
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) June 28, 2024
But from Obama’s former chief strategist–
“Axelrod: Biden Is The Nominee Of The Democratic Party, “This Isn’t The 60s” (RealClearPolitics). “(AXELROD:) The point is now he is the nominee of the Democratic Party. This isn’t the 60s, okay. Voters choose the nominee. He is the nominee only he can decide whether he’s going to continue, and as you point out, this is a guy with a lot of pride who believes in himself. The idea that he’s going to say, ‘You know, I had a bad debate, I think I’m going to walk away from this.’ I find it hard to believe.”
“A halting Biden tries to confront Trump at debate but sparks Democratic anxiety about his candidacy” (Associated Press). “‘I think the panic had set in,’ said David Axelrod, a longtime advisor to former President Barack Obama on CNN, immediately after the debate about Biden’s performance. ‘And I think you’re going to hear discussions that, I don’t know will lead to anything, but there are going to be discussions about whether he should continue.’”
Party Grandees
“A Fumbling Performance, and a Panicking Party” (Peter Baker, New York Times). “Democrats on Thursday night were imagining scenarios that would require party elders like Senator Chuck Schumer of New York, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California and Representative James E. Clyburn of South Carolina to intervene with the president, although there was no indication that any of them would agree to do so.” • See this lightly sourced story from the Daily Mail on June 17, which presents a similar scenario: “‘The only people who could force him out would be Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer,’ one Democratic strategist told DailyMail.com. ‘It would have to be the four of them collectively.’” Baker, apparently, substituted Clyburn for Obama.
“Playbook: Democrats wake up to a nightmare” (Politico). “The key names we kept hearing last night were listed in three concentric rings of influence around the president, starting with (1) his family, particularly wife JILL and sister VALERIE BIDEN, (2) his closest advisers (TED KAUFMAN, TOM DONILON, RON KLAIN, STEVE RICCHETTI and ANITA DUNN), and then (3) the bold-faced electeds and former electeds whose opinions he couldn’t ignore (Bill and HILLARY CLINTON, Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Clyburn, Delaware Sen. CHRIS COONS).”
“In The Room Where It Happens” (Atrios, Eschaton). “Most of us don’t get to be there, but there are always people with access to lawmakers and the administration who are constantly putting pressure on them. The people trying to make noise on the outside – furious blog posts, angry tweets, public protest – are the ones who don’t ever get that access. Some of that pressure comes from big donors, some from their weirdo rich friends in the group chat, some from the numerous lobbying groups who have armies of people who are paid to lie for their cause (and who also have all your favorite journalists in their contact lists). And, of course, those who dangle lifetime friends and family jobs. It’s the ‘quiet’ pressure people should be more worried about. It is constant and relentless and much more effective than anything outsiders can do.” • So….
Bedwetters
That escalated quickly:
“Our only hope is that he bows out, we have a brokered convention, or dies,” said an adviser to major Democratic party donors. “Otherwise we are f-ing dead.”https://t.co/C65OXV31wE
— POLITICO (@politico) June 28, 2024
“Very aggressive panic”:
CNN: “Right now, there is a deep, a wide, and a very aggressive panic in the Democratic Party. It started minutes into the debate, and it continues right now. It involves party strategists and involves elected officials.
It involves fundraisers, and they’re having conversations… pic.twitter.com/0yaCJjFkpG
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) June 28, 2024
“Multiple lists” (flex nets):
I am in multiple large group texts with Democratic operatives, elected officials, staffers, and donors.
Not one of them feels good about Biden’s performance tonight in terms of style, his voice etc.
And these are people who aggressively defend him.
And I know this is…
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 28, 2024
“Zero constituency”?
There is now basically zero constituency for the idea of Biden being on the ballot in November. Whether he stays on the ballot will say a lot about whether our country still has the kind of democratic veins that make a country a real democracy, or if we just have elections
— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) June 28, 2024
Wasserman is a sober and independent observer:
This debate making abundantly clear that Biden’s insistence on running for another term – when 66% of voters in our swing state poll believe it’s likely he won’t be able to finish a second term – has gravely jeopardized Dems’ prospects to defeat Trump.
— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) June 28, 2024
“McCaskill says Biden stumbles raise question of Harris or Newsom at top of Democratic ticket” (The Hill). McCaskill: “‘(Harris and Newsom) are signaling to a whole lot of Americans who are paying attention, ‘How come they are not at the top of the ticket?” McCaskill said in an interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC after the debate. ‘How come the Democratic party does not have them at the top of the ticket, instead of using them to shore up some pretty glaring weaknesses in our president?’” • First Democrat regular I’ve seen to openly throw Harris under the bus (by proposing Newsom as an alternative).
Non-Bedwetters
“Biden speaks at Georgia Waffle House following debate performance: ‘I think we did well’” (FOX). “‘I think we did well,’ Biden told reporters at an Atlanta area Waffle House when asked how he performed. When asked if he had any concerns about his performance, the president said, ‘No it’s hard to debate a liar, New York Times pointed how he lied 26 times. Big lies.’ Biden was then asked if he was suffering from a cold, which the campaign revealed following the debate performance where many expressed concerns about the sound of Biden’s voice. ‘I am sick,’ Biden said.” • But not with a cold?
Saying what she has to say:
Kamala: “It was a slow start but a strong finish.” pic.twitter.com/zTcyZCbFqJ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 28, 2024
Newsom selling hard (1):
If you watch and share one thing make it this. pic.twitter.com/mHRHH0TWuo
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) June 28, 2024
Newsom selling hard (2):
I just asked Governor Gavin Newsome: are you going to be the next democratic nominee? That’s his answer, while he’s glowing 👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/W3JjsNtS0h
— נריה קראוס Neria Kraus (@NeriaKraus) June 28, 2024
Hillary Clinton’s press secretary coping:
Been getting readouts of focus groups of undecideds. Kind of status quo results – about 40 percent end with Biden, about 40 percent end up with Trump and 15 percent for third party.
It may be that voters saw what they exepected to see tonight and doesn’t change race at all.
— Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) June 28, 2024
(She could be right, of course.)
Former Biden Press Secretary coping:
Former Biden White House press secretary Jen Psaki acknowledged on MSNBC that there is “chatter” among Democratic lawmakers about whether the president should be replaced atop the ticket.
Follow live: https://t.co/MrxyQv1JaU pic.twitter.com/bJlyIRAkLk
— The Hill (@thehill) June 28, 2024
Admirably committed to the bit, but still cope:
Donald Trump lied about January 6 and refused to commit to abide by the outcome of the 2024 election.
That is my takeaway.
— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) June 28, 2024
Elias is the Democrat go-to on election law, and a conduit for Steele Dossier money (and to be fair, an expert on election law is needed; perhaps not the fatally compromised Elias, though.)
More cope, decoped:
That’s it! That’s it! The mistake we’ve all been making is trying to model Joe Biden as a classical system rather than a quantum one.
He’s only coherent until you take a measurement, at which point the wave function collapses into, you know, the thing. https://t.co/qdU2Dar0FQ
— Eric S. Raymond (@esrtweet) June 28, 2024
“Is There a Good Reason Not to Panic? Well, No, Not Really” (The New Republic). “The final option, therefore, is to throw the thing open and try to get the nomination to one of the governors, or someone else. This has always had a lot of theoretical appeal, because several of these people look like they’d be good candidates But the two perceived problems with this scenario are these. First, how much bad blood would start boiling within the party if Harris were pushed aside? The assumed answer has always been: a lot. If Biden were to step aside, pollsters would start asking questions about Harris, and if those polls showed that Black women will basically bolt, going around Harris could be a nonstarter. And second, is there really any proof that Gretchen Whitmer or Gavin Newsom or Josh Shapiro or Jay Pritzker or anyone else would be a better candidate? Governors sometimes just don’t have it when it comes to running for president. Look at Ron DeSantis. Those are real problems. But in this break-glass moment, they start to look like smaller problems than staying with Biden or just handing it to Harris. We’ll see what the post-debate polls say. They’ll start coming out early to mid-next week. My guess is that Biden will lose four points on average, maybe five. It might be a little less. But the coverage of this fiasco over the next two days will only amplify how bad it was.”l
“Joe Biden’s debate gamble backfires” (Mark Penn, FOX). “About the best thing the campaign can hope for is that a well-staged convention can undo this damage and that they can get their candidate another look. There will be chatter about a new nominee but, as David Axelrod observed, the delegates have been chosen and the votes cast in a democratic process and the only person who can change that is Joe Biden himself. The party will continue to close ranks behind Biden. ”
Party Members and Activists
Refusual to cope:
texting with a friend pic.twitter.com/vFOnIX5oAp
— David Sirota (@davidsirota) June 28, 2024
Replacing the votes of those who voted for Biden, too:
CNN literally went from crying that Donald Trump might not accept election results to immediately plotting how to overturn every single Democrat primary election result. Not sure I’ve ever seen anything like it. https://t.co/NJO2ODdosT
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 28, 2024
“Our democracy”….
Outsiders
Thanks, Obama!
Democratic donors, politicians, pundits & operatives knowingly created the disaster you saw on TV tonight – they prevented a contested primary from their bench of elected officials, even though they knew that doing so would risk another Trump presidency. https://t.co/ZRB0Z7vWjw
— David Sirota (@davidsirota) June 28, 2024
Silicon Valley, but not a tech bro, scam artist, or libertarian (sorry for the redundancy):
It pains me to say this, but @TheDemocrats need a different candidate for President.
— Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch) June 28, 2024
Fanciful Scenarists
I believe Biden could also release his delegates:
I think the only plausible scenario for Biden to withdraw is if the real big-wigs of the Democratic Party, probably led by Obama, stage some sort of intervention. Because as of now, 3,753 DNC delegates are bound to him and nothing changes that other than a voluntary withdrawal
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) June 28, 2024
Of the Trillbillies:
What’ll happen is there will be an open convention and Biden will still win it. We are damned, we must all come to terms with thie. There is no way out, our souls are damned
— Tarence Ray (@tarenceray) June 28, 2024
Memory hole? What memory hole?
No one seems to be considering the possibility that biden wont step aside and tonight’s debate gets quietly memory holed to save democracy
— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) June 28, 2024
Twenty Fifth Amendment:
Democrats will use the 25th amendment if they can’t get Biden to resign.
Then they will nominate a Republican, “so the great national healing can begin” or something like that.
Whoever it is, the candidate will be 100% certified genocidal.
Progressives will fall in line.
— Dan Kervick (@DanMKervick) June 28, 2024
Too many moving parts in Twenty Fifth Amendment, I think.
A faithless elector:
OK, here’s one. On Election Day, Biden loses the Sun Belt but sweeps the Upper Midwest to win 270-268 EVs. On 12/12, an obscure VA Dem switches his vote to Trump, creating a tie – and the House elects Trump. On 1/21, Tim Mellon gives the elector $10M
SCOTUS just made that legal
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) June 27, 2024
To Tim Mellon, $10M is a gratuity!
“It was a set-up” (1):
CNN assassinated Joe Biden’s candidacy.
This was a set up from the start.
The Democrats were incapable of terminating Biden.
CNN did the job for them.
The elder abuse has come to an end.
Maybe America can be saved from a commander in chief who long ago lost control of his…
— Scott Ritter (@RealScottRitter) June 28, 2024
As I’ve said before, I think all parties thought an early debate would bring clarity.
“It was a set-up (2):
Thing we know:
1. The insiders knew Biden was like this.
2. They didn’t have to agree to any debate at all. They certainly didn’t have to propose and show up for the earliest debate in history.
3. So they humiliated Biden deliberately, but only after the primary voters get no…
— Rod D. Martin (@RodDMartin) June 28, 2024
And about Biden’s hoarseness:
🚨 Biden has a cold, a person close to the president has confirmed to Axios. His voice was raspy as the debate started, but has strengthened as the night went on. https://t.co/ITSc9ecSqi
— Axios (@axios) June 28, 2024
What nobody’s saying:
https://t.co/2Y3chY4TCA pic.twitter.com/PM7GbRDmJ0
— potatum🥔 (@pot8um) June 28, 2024
Conclusion
If the Democrats are to replace Biden, they have 52 days at the outside to choose his successor, introduce them to the public, and turn the tanker of the campaign (besides replacing all of Biden’s staff). That’s a heavy lift.
Introduced to the public and build campaign by deadline.
So might Biden’s successor be? We have two virtually useless data points as of this writing. First, prediction markets:
quite the price swing pic.twitter.com/XsszFjlJFJ
— Rory Johnston (@Rory_Johnston) June 28, 2024
Quite the price swing. Second, this poll at Drudge:
Who the heck is “Other”? Oprah? Arnold? Michelle? Taylor Swift?
Then of course there are larger crises that the Biden Administration has on its plate:
Mearsheimer putting it very clearly for those in the back who didn’t listen: “we’re screwed”. pic.twitter.com/zveRC3Hy2V
— Arnaud Bertrand (@RnaudBertrand) June 28, 2024
(Note that one may regard the Israel Lobby as a proxy for the military-industrial complex while still accepting Mearsheimer’s bottom line.) Busy, busy, busy!
APPENDIX
The focus groups begin to speak:
🚨 BREAKING: 50% of CNN’s own focus group of undecided voters in Michigan just said President Biden won the debate.
The talking heads think they know better than the voters, clearly.
— Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) June 28, 2024
“Undecided voter focus group leans toward Trump after debate” (Axios). “All undecided voters in a U.S. swing states focus group hosted by pollster Frank Luntz said President Biden should be replaced as the Democratic nominee after watching his first presidential debate against former President Trump. Why it matters: The 2024 presidential election will be decided by roughly 6% of voters in key swing states. Luntz, who has conducted presidential focus groups since 1996, said he never witnessed one reach a ‘conclusion this overwhelming.’ Of 14 voters from Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, Nevada and North Carolina, 12 said the debate made them lean toward electing Trump, one toward Biden and one remained undecided. Nine of the participants said they voted for Biden in 2020. Most voters expressed concern over Biden’s mental state and his ability to lead, following some rambling answers from the president.”
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